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1/3 Scale Death Mobile Float for the ultimate Animal House Party $ 2,000.00

1/3 Scale Death Mobile Float for the ultimate Animal House Party

1/3 Scale Death Mobile Float for the ultimate Animal House Party

1/3 Scale Death Mobile Float for the ultimate Animal House Party

$ 2,000.00

created in plywood this perfect 1/3 scale working float has wheels that lock down to create a dance platform for the wildest parties!

EAT ME CAKE also available upon request

Shipping not included

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4 Man Beer Funnel $ 20.00

4 Man Beer Funnel

4 Man Beer Funnel

4 Man Beer Funnel

$ 20.00

What every good party needs if you want some memorable hangovers and some portable blackmail photos of your friends.
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Abusive Balloons $ 12.00

Abusive Balloons

Abusive Balloons Abusive Balloons
Abusive Balloons Abusive Balloons

Abusive Balloons

$ 12.00

Bring these balloons to your next birthday party and be the only honest one in the bunch.

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  • Pack of 12 brutally honest balloons
  • 4x Red - F*CK ME YOU'RE OLD, 4x Yellow - HAPPY F*CKING WHATEVER, 4x Orange - THIS PARTY IS SH*T
  • Printed on both sides
  • Use them to put a downer on someone's (or even your own) big day
  • Can be filled with helium or your own minty/garlic fresh breath. Balloons inflate to approximately 25cm (10").
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Add a touch of style to your suit with Stolen Riches pocket square Sale $ 36.00

Add a touch of style to your suit with Stolen Riches pocket square

Add a touch of style to your suit with Stolen Riches pocket square Add a touch of style to your suit with Stolen Riches pocket square
Add a touch of style to your suit with Stolen Riches pocket square Add a touch of style to your suit with Stolen Riches pocket square

Add a touch of style to your suit with Stolen Riches pocket square

$ 36.00 $ 45.00

CAMO BLUE - POCKET SQUARE (13"X13")

This 13" x 13" pocket square was created for those who want to easily add a hit of color and style to their outfit. Our pocket squares are designed to match our laces by the same name. On their own on or paired with a matching set of our laces these pocket squares will have you looking great either at the office or out on the town. This pocket square was made in Canada using locally sourced quality manufactures with non toxic pigment ink on organic cotton - now you can look great and feel good doing it.
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Aqua Lily Pad for the ultimate floating party gift $ 499.00

Aqua Lily Pad for the ultimate floating party gift

Aqua Lily Pad for the ultimate floating party gift Aqua Lily Pad for the ultimate floating party gift Aqua Lily Pad for the ultimate floating party gift Aqua Lily Pad for the ultimate floating party gift
Aqua Lily Pad for the ultimate floating party gift Aqua Lily Pad for the ultimate floating party gift Aqua Lily Pad for the ultimate floating party gift Aqua Lily Pad for the ultimate floating party gift

Aqua Lily Pad for the ultimate floating party gift

$ 499.00

The Aqua Lily Pads are the most fun in the sun!! The Aqua Lily Pad is necessary for your next lake, party cove, pool or ocean activity! Use for tanning and relaxing, as a dock or portable island, as a ski platform, or just as a general floating playground! This is not just a kids toy -- Aqua Lily Pads are great for adult parties, too. 

With the Aqua Lily Pad, you and all your friends can sit, walk, run and relax on this amazing floating foam pad. It is virtually maintenance free and with reasonable care will outlast many of the inflatable products on the market. Unlike, inflatable products, the ALP deploys in seconds by simply unrolling. Don't be fooled by the recent local imitations, they are not manufactured, tested and warrantied, they are made in peoples garages! The Aqua Lilly Pad is truly an amazing and unique product. Let the fun begin!

Did you know that Aqua Lily Pads are MADE IN THE U.S.A.? They also spent time, research and money and have the patent for the safest grommet to protect you from getting cut or busting your teeth, UNLIKE all the other floating mats. Other pads use universal metal D-rings! It also is patent in the foam and all additives. They will not mold, will not absorb water, are UVA & UVB protected and color will not fade! Know what you are getting for your money. You want the best in the market that is engineered and MADE by a foam company, not a sub par piece of cut foam from China. 


6 x 18ft AQUA LILY PAD is $499.99 (+ tax)
Open dimensions: 18a x 6a x 13/8" -- 2 layer
When rolled for storage 6a tall, approx. 2a diameter
Weighs 30 lbs.
Holds 1300 lbs. of distributed weight

Features:
Unique "Rip Stop Foam" technology
UV Stabilized Protection for Outdoor applications
Aqua Lily Products signature Bungee tether System (6ft long) with 5/8" Spring Clip for attaching to boat, dock or anchor buoy
Owners Manual with use and care instructions including Aqua Lily Products 
1 year Limited Warranty
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Champagne Bong  - the original Chambong Sale $ 35.00

Champagne Bong - the original Chambong

Champagne Bong  - the original Chambong Champagne Bong  - the original Chambong
Champagne Bong  - the original Chambong Champagne Bong  - the original Chambong

Champagne Bong - the original Chambong

$ 35.00 $ 50.00

The latest edition of the Chambong is an evolution of near perfection. A luxurious foam molded box holds and presents the Chambongs in the classiest of ways. Each one is also etched with the always appealing Chambong logo. Made of dishwasher safe, borosilicate glass, and packaging with a protective custom cut foam mold. All this and an introduction price of just $40, you would have to be ca-razy not to order now! 
  • Two Chambongs
  • 6-ounce capacity
  • Dishwasher-safe
  • Luxury Packaging
  • High borosilicate glass
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Crazy Mofos - GOP or DNC we can't decide what PARTY to party with? $ 250.00

Crazy Mofos - GOP or DNC we can't decide what PARTY to party with?

Crazy Mofos - GOP or DNC we can't decide what PARTY to party with?

Crazy Mofos - GOP or DNC we can't decide what PARTY to party with?

$ 250.00

Head to our friends over at Stubbs and Wootton for the classic tux slipper , they can provide the sizes and fit to add that special touch to any wedding or occasion. Sizes vary.
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Custom Mahogany Beer Pong Table - Best gift ever! $ 829.00

Custom Mahogany Beer Pong Table - Best gift ever!

Custom Mahogany Beer Pong Table - Best gift ever! Custom Mahogany Beer Pong Table - Best gift ever! Custom Mahogany Beer Pong Table - Best gift ever!
Custom Mahogany Beer Pong Table - Best gift ever! Custom Mahogany Beer Pong Table - Best gift ever! Custom Mahogany Beer Pong Table - Best gift ever!

Custom Mahogany Beer Pong Table - Best gift ever!

$ 829.00

Mahogany Beer Pong Table

Best gift to give for the guy/girl who has everything, we like to get the whole gang to chip in a finkski and custom the hell out of the table. Years of enjoyment will ensue!

The C5 Beer Pong Table is designed to transcend dark closets and pull beer pong out from under the bed and into the center of conversation. The new stylistic element introduces the “skeet-shot” and is changing how, when, and where beer pong is being played.  Please visit our Customization page to explore the hundreds of color options available to design your unique C5 Beer Pong Table.

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