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Ride the Pole - Trailer Hitch Portable Stipper Pole $ 499.00

Ride the Pole - Trailer Hitch Portable Stipper Pole

Ride the Pole - Trailer Hitch Portable Stipper Pole Ride the Pole - Trailer Hitch Portable Stipper Pole
Ride the Pole - Trailer Hitch Portable Stipper Pole Ride the Pole - Trailer Hitch Portable Stipper Pole

Ride the Pole - Trailer Hitch Portable Stipper Pole

$ 499.00

Just imagine the possibilities for bachelor/ette parties from the fishing getaway to a cabin in Vermont, now the pole can come with you!
Your Price:
On sale $499.00
Retail Price:$699.00
Your Savings:$200.00(29%)
In Stock
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Part Number:376
  • Platform:3 ft x 3 ft
  • Attachment:Any ball hitch
  • Pole Material:Polished Stainless Steel & Genuine High Polished Brass
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You can't Smoke it - Grass Flip Flops $ 27.00

You can't Smoke it - Grass Flip Flops

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You can't Smoke it - Grass Flip Flops

$ 27.00

For an indoor/outdoor wedding? Grass Flip Flops White & Pink Two Tone, Multiple Sizes *High quality synthetic grass bonded to classic foam-core flip flops *The heavy straps exterior is black, the interior is "fresh-cut-green" *The synthetic grass even features great natural details of dead grass- a natural imperfection *This sandal design performs well in and out of water *Grass-cushion fit will adjust to the wearer's foot imprint, allow for "break in" period *No weeding or mowing required! *Great for Adults and Children *Available in multiple sizes
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The Dirty Raccoon Smoking Robe $ 138.00

The Dirty Raccoon Smoking Robe

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The Dirty Raccoon Smoking Robe The Dirty Raccoon Smoking Robe

The Dirty Raccoon Smoking Robe

$ 138.00

Fit

The Smoking Robe has a relaxed silhouette.

This is a unisex garment, women should order one size down from their normal size.

Care

Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.

Vital Statistics

  • Fabric: fine French terry.
  • 100% polyester brocade dragon print with satin finish.
  • Matching dragon belt. 
  • Magnificent wizard-like sleeves for ultimate comfort.
  • Falls at mid-calf.
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Men's Smoking-Jacket-Styled Bathrobe 

Our latest designer, JoAnna Schull, hopes Betabrand can bring her leisure concept to the masses. We'll let her explain:

Here's why the Smoking Robe is an awesome idea: Ordinary robes are devoid of personality and totally unsuitable for entertaining and lounging in style.

That's why I created the Smoking Robe, which is just as stylish as Betabrand's Reversible Smoking Jacket, but even more comfortable — perfect for those days when getting dressed just isn't in the cards.

I made the first prototype by hand when I got tired of seeing my robe-loving husband in boring garb. He had a smoking jacket, but I couldn't find a robe that matched the smoking jacket's majesty. Now he's got one, and you can too, if you fund this prototype today.

smoking robe
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Aqua Lily Pad for the ultimate floating party gift $ 499.00

Aqua Lily Pad for the ultimate floating party gift

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Aqua Lily Pad for the ultimate floating party gift Aqua Lily Pad for the ultimate floating party gift Aqua Lily Pad for the ultimate floating party gift Aqua Lily Pad for the ultimate floating party gift

Aqua Lily Pad for the ultimate floating party gift

$ 499.00

The Aqua Lily Pads are the most fun in the sun!! The Aqua Lily Pad is necessary for your next lake, party cove, pool or ocean activity! Use for tanning and relaxing, as a dock or portable island, as a ski platform, or just as a general floating playground! This is not just a kids toy -- Aqua Lily Pads are great for adult parties, too. 

With the Aqua Lily Pad, you and all your friends can sit, walk, run and relax on this amazing floating foam pad. It is virtually maintenance free and with reasonable care will outlast many of the inflatable products on the market. Unlike, inflatable products, the ALP deploys in seconds by simply unrolling. Don't be fooled by the recent local imitations, they are not manufactured, tested and warrantied, they are made in peoples garages! The Aqua Lilly Pad is truly an amazing and unique product. Let the fun begin!

Did you know that Aqua Lily Pads are MADE IN THE U.S.A.? They also spent time, research and money and have the patent for the safest grommet to protect you from getting cut or busting your teeth, UNLIKE all the other floating mats. Other pads use universal metal D-rings! It also is patent in the foam and all additives. They will not mold, will not absorb water, are UVA & UVB protected and color will not fade! Know what you are getting for your money. You want the best in the market that is engineered and MADE by a foam company, not a sub par piece of cut foam from China. 


6 x 18ft AQUA LILY PAD is $499.99 (+ tax)
Open dimensions: 18a x 6a x 13/8" -- 2 layer
When rolled for storage 6a tall, approx. 2a diameter
Weighs 30 lbs.
Holds 1300 lbs. of distributed weight

Features:
Unique "Rip Stop Foam" technology
UV Stabilized Protection for Outdoor applications
Aqua Lily Products signature Bungee tether System (6ft long) with 5/8" Spring Clip for attaching to boat, dock or anchor buoy
Owners Manual with use and care instructions including Aqua Lily Products 
1 year Limited Warranty
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Jump into my belly - Fat Bastard $ 35.00

Jump into my belly - Fat Bastard

Jump into my belly - Fat Bastard

Jump into my belly - Fat Bastard

$ 35.00

yeah, jump into my belly with this hilarious costume made for the life of any party.

go to our friends at go4costumes.com for this "eat the bebe" costume!

DESCRIPTION

Includes bodysuit, battery pack, fan, and hat. Batteries are not included. Available in One-Size fits most adults.

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4 Man Beer Funnel $ 20.00

4 Man Beer Funnel

4 Man Beer Funnel

4 Man Beer Funnel

$ 20.00

What every good party needs if you want some memorable hangovers and some portable blackmail photos of your friends.
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1/3 Scale Death Mobile Float for the ultimate Animal House Party $ 2,000.00

1/3 Scale Death Mobile Float for the ultimate Animal House Party

1/3 Scale Death Mobile Float for the ultimate Animal House Party

1/3 Scale Death Mobile Float for the ultimate Animal House Party

$ 2,000.00

created in plywood this perfect 1/3 scale working float has wheels that lock down to create a dance platform for the wildest parties!

EAT ME CAKE also available upon request

Shipping not included

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The wedding I DO SHOE $ 250.00 Sold out

The wedding I DO SHOE

The wedding I DO SHOE

The wedding I DO SHOE

$ 250.00

Head to our friends over at Stubbs and Wootton for the classic tux slipper , they can provide the sizes and fit to add that special touch to any wedding or occasion.
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