Costume Closet

Not your average bear, we want you to have the best options for setting yourself apart from the pack.

She Take my Money Golddigger Papers $ 55.00

She Take my Money Golddigger Papers

She Take my Money Golddigger Papers She Take my Money Golddigger Papers
She Take my Money Golddigger Papers She Take my Money Golddigger Papers

She Take my Money Golddigger Papers

$ 55.00

Shine® 12-Sheet Pack

  • Luxury at your fingertips. Don't be at the party. Be the party. 
  • Handcrafted 24K gold rolling papers made with the finest edible gold.
  • Made with a hemp blend base for the smoothest burn.
  • Our best value product at $4.60 per roll.

 

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Don't be Crabby that you are getting married - Adult Solo Cup holding Crab and Lobster Costume $ 109.00

Don't be Crabby that you are getting married - Adult Solo Cup holding Crab and Lobster Costume

Don't be Crabby that you are getting married - Adult Solo Cup holding Crab and Lobster Costume Don't be Crabby that you are getting married - Adult Solo Cup holding Crab and Lobster Costume Don't be Crabby that you are getting married - Adult Solo Cup holding Crab and Lobster Costume
Don't be Crabby that you are getting married - Adult Solo Cup holding Crab and Lobster Costume Don't be Crabby that you are getting married - Adult Solo Cup holding Crab and Lobster Costume Don't be Crabby that you are getting married - Adult Solo Cup holding Crab and Lobster Costume

Don't be Crabby that you are getting married - Adult Solo Cup holding Crab and Lobster Costume

$ 109.00

Perfect to embarrass your bachelor/ette, just walk into any party with this as the center of attention and it you are sure to be center of attention. They will kick and scream sure but lobsters only scream a little bit before they go in the pot?

Our friends at Instructables.com can help you make Solo Cup armor for the the finishing touches!

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Aqua Lily Pad for the ultimate floating party gift $ 499.00

Aqua Lily Pad for the ultimate floating party gift

Aqua Lily Pad for the ultimate floating party gift Aqua Lily Pad for the ultimate floating party gift Aqua Lily Pad for the ultimate floating party gift Aqua Lily Pad for the ultimate floating party gift
Aqua Lily Pad for the ultimate floating party gift Aqua Lily Pad for the ultimate floating party gift Aqua Lily Pad for the ultimate floating party gift Aqua Lily Pad for the ultimate floating party gift

Aqua Lily Pad for the ultimate floating party gift

$ 499.00

The Aqua Lily Pads are the most fun in the sun!! The Aqua Lily Pad is necessary for your next lake, party cove, pool or ocean activity! Use for tanning and relaxing, as a dock or portable island, as a ski platform, or just as a general floating playground! This is not just a kids toy -- Aqua Lily Pads are great for adult parties, too. 

With the Aqua Lily Pad, you and all your friends can sit, walk, run and relax on this amazing floating foam pad. It is virtually maintenance free and with reasonable care will outlast many of the inflatable products on the market. Unlike, inflatable products, the ALP deploys in seconds by simply unrolling. Don't be fooled by the recent local imitations, they are not manufactured, tested and warrantied, they are made in peoples garages! The Aqua Lilly Pad is truly an amazing and unique product. Let the fun begin!

Did you know that Aqua Lily Pads are MADE IN THE U.S.A.? They also spent time, research and money and have the patent for the safest grommet to protect you from getting cut or busting your teeth, UNLIKE all the other floating mats. Other pads use universal metal D-rings! It also is patent in the foam and all additives. They will not mold, will not absorb water, are UVA & UVB protected and color will not fade! Know what you are getting for your money. You want the best in the market that is engineered and MADE by a foam company, not a sub par piece of cut foam from China. 


6 x 18ft AQUA LILY PAD is $499.99 (+ tax)
Open dimensions: 18a x 6a x 13/8" -- 2 layer
When rolled for storage 6a tall, approx. 2a diameter
Weighs 30 lbs.
Holds 1300 lbs. of distributed weight

Features:
Unique "Rip Stop Foam" technology
UV Stabilized Protection for Outdoor applications
Aqua Lily Products signature Bungee tether System (6ft long) with 5/8" Spring Clip for attaching to boat, dock or anchor buoy
Owners Manual with use and care instructions including Aqua Lily Products 
1 year Limited Warranty
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LOTP Trucker cap with a bottle opener $ 35.00

LOTP Trucker cap with a bottle opener

LOTP Trucker cap with a bottle opener

LOTP Trucker cap with a bottle opener

$ 35.00

For the beach party or the tailgate where no one can find a bottle opener and there you are to save the day.
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Jump into my belly - Fat Bastard $ 35.00

Jump into my belly - Fat Bastard

Jump into my belly - Fat Bastard

Jump into my belly - Fat Bastard

$ 35.00

yeah, jump into my belly with this hilarious costume made for the life of any party.

go to our friends at go4costumes.com for this "eat the bebe" costume!

DESCRIPTION

Includes bodysuit, battery pack, fan, and hat. Batteries are not included. Available in One-Size fits most adults.

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Magical Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur $ 60.00

Magical Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur

Magical Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur

Magical Unicorn Tears Gin Liqueur

$ 60.00

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Description
Bringing you this enchantingly scrumptious Gin Liqueur has been no easy feat. We’ve lost mammoth minutes of beauty sleep over the past few months - because we’ve been up all night slaying unicorns for your drinking pleasure - believe us when we tell you those frisky little buggers aren’t easy to snag. A harrowing quest, some courageous Fireboxers were lost along the way, but it was all well worth it because blimey is this stuff fantastic. 

Mixing the distinctive flavours of gin with the sweetness of a liqueur, this magical brew is also sprinkled with shimmering - 100% edible - pieces of silver

Finally, we'd like to help you out with some tasting notes. Because that's what we're all about, making you happy. So do take heed... 

Nose: Fragrant juniper rises from the glass alongside Curaçao orange and crisp lemon. Bruised mint leaves and fresh lemongrass brings herby freshness to the nose. 

Palate: Big bundles of candied orange peels, flying saucer sweeties and a hint of maple syrup. Touches of pine-y juniper berries and cardamom introduce elements of spices. 

Finish: Sweet, juicy orange freshness goes on and on throughout the finish. 

There we have it. Now, go forth and guzzle*. The tears of this rare mythical steed make for a magnificent drinking experience. 

*Please guzzle sensibly.



More info
This item cannot be sold to anyone under the age of 18.

By purchasing this product you confirm that you are 18 years of age or older. If you purchase this item with a credit/debit card that is available to under 18s, we will contact you to request proof of your age before your order is despatched.

Please drink responsibly www.drinkaware.co.uk

Please Note:
  • Many, many unicorns were harmed in the making of this beverage
  • Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.
Serving Suggestions:
  • Unicorn Fizz: Unicorn Tears, Prosecco, Lemon Peel.
  • Tears Collins: Unicorn Tears and Lemon Juice over ice; top with Soda
Product Features:
  • Gin liqueur made from the tears of unicorns
  • Proudly distilled in England
  • Alc. 40%
  • Volume: 50cl
  • Dotted with real, edible pieces of silver
  • It's vegan!
Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 8.4cm(W) x 20.5cmcm(H) x 8.4cm(D)
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The added touch of a velvet slipper for any occasion $ 495.00

The added touch of a velvet slipper for any occasion

The added touch of a velvet slipper for any occasion

The added touch of a velvet slipper for any occasion

$ 495.00

Head to our friends over at Stubbs and Wootton for the classic tux slipper , they can provide the sizes and fit to add that special touch to any wedding or occasion.
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Neon Ski Onezie  - make a splash in Deer Valley -buy for the whole crew $ 249.00

Neon Ski Onezie - make a splash in Deer Valley -buy for the whole crew

Neon Ski Onezie  - make a splash in Deer Valley -buy for the whole crew

Neon Ski Onezie - make a splash in Deer Valley -buy for the whole crew

$ 249.00

CRUCIBLE CORNEA COMBUSTOR NEON YELLOW ONESIE SKI SUIT

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